Je me tire l’oreille sur les genoux

Gabie is my cleaner but quite frankly she is not very good at it. When I catch her red handed trying to steal from my purse I am far from happy. I threaten to drag her down to the police station by her ear. She pleads with me so I give her a choice. She can lose her job and face prosecution or I can pull her around the house by her ears and spank her bottom hard.